I have not written a single thing about the political world at all. So now, I shall talk about the conspiracy between Obama and McCain. They are going to merge the two parties together and first take over America, then the world. First of all we can see part of the plan coming together with whom the candidates picked as running mates. Biden and Palin are there to make you think differently about the candidates, but really it is part of a big plan to have the two parties merge. McCain was more liberal by picking a woman, and Obama more conservative by picking Biden. In fact, Obama is indeed a in-the-closet conservative. By his heritage, we can see that he is indeed related to both Cheney and Bush. So when either McCain or Obama win the presidency, Palin and Biden will be kicked out of the scene. Obama and McCain will merge, and take control of the nuclear power that is in America. This won’t be a second Cold War, America’s got more nukes than anybody else, and with two people together ruling a country with this immense power will bring doom to the world. By Obama’s message of Hope, it is hope for his dual-jointed rule with McCain. We already know what their first target is when they get in power. In fact, McCain already slipped that idea out when he was competing to be nominated. When he said “Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran” that is what Obama and McCain are going to do. After that they will go for Canada, South America, and all around Iran, at the same time.
This concludes this little conspiracy theory. Hope you enjoy it.